Saturday, September 16, 2006

Note to the Big Bug in Beth's Suite

Listen, Mister,

Who invited you?

Having just read the newly updated Seabury Student Handbook, I happen to know that YOU are trespassing and may be subject to disciplinary action. Besides that, why would you want your recreational hours spent with a host of Hebrew and Greek books? Can you truly appreciate the fine artistry of the Indigo Girls? I doubt it! Do you have the attention span to hang in there when GEO prep begins? Further, should you get into our Orientation materials, I personally will scream so loudly that your eardrums will never recover.

In conclusion, I advise you to vacate the premises, taking any and all relatives with you. Why wait?

1 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

Ok, that note doesn't quite make it worth having the bug in my suite, but it makes it a lot more tolerable. Too funny!

11:48 AM  

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