Saturday, September 16, 2006

Note to the Big Bug in Beth's Suite

Listen, Mister,

Who invited you?

Having just read the newly updated Seabury Student Handbook, I happen to know that YOU are trespassing and may be subject to disciplinary action. Besides that, why would you want your recreational hours spent with a host of Hebrew and Greek books? Can you truly appreciate the fine artistry of the Indigo Girls? I doubt it! Do you have the attention span to hang in there when GEO prep begins? Further, should you get into our Orientation materials, I personally will scream so loudly that your eardrums will never recover.

In conclusion, I advise you to vacate the premises, taking any and all relatives with you. Why wait?


Blogger Beth said...

Ok, that note doesn't quite make it worth having the bug in my suite, but it makes it a lot more tolerable. Too funny!

11:48 AM  

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