Saturday, January 28, 2006

Proposed New Dog Breeds

The following came in a forwarded e-mail, so I cannot give proper credit to its original source. Enjoy!

*Collie + Lhasa Apso-Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
*Spitz + Chow Chow-Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
*Bloodhound + Borzoi-Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
*Pointer + Setter-Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
*Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier-Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
*Great Pyrenees + Dachshund-Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
*Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso-Pekeasso, an abstract dog
*Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel-Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
*Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever -Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists
*Newfoundland + Basset Hound-Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
*Terrier + Bulldog-Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
*Bloodhound + Labrador-Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
*Malamute + Pointer-Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
*Collie + Malamute-Commute, a dog that travels to work
*Deerhound + Terrier-Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
*Bull Terrier + Shih tzu-Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

2 Comments:

Blogger Dawgdays said...

Oh. My. Too. Funny.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

this is hysterical!

6:45 PM  

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